You may not know me, but you may be my boyfriend.

I think I'd have to attribute my weirdness, and more or less, awkwardness to my all-girl-school education. I heard your suppose to mature when your immersed in higher education, but  it's not like I acquired any social skills at Champlain College.

In fact, I think I got weirder.

One thing that has, thankfully, stuck with me is my way of being able to swoon, capture, and seduce the opposite sex. 

O wait- That sentence alone should let you know how much of a joke that is.

Really? Because I'm pretty sure a fake boyfriend doesn't know your real. 

I have many boyfriends, in my mind. In reality, not so much. 

I mean, am I alone in this?
I know for a fact that I'm not. Plenty of girls have fake boyfriends guys. So

The funny thing is, the boys I end up getting involved with, are never my pretend husbands.
The other funny thing is I have no boys in my life. Ever.
#foreveralone.

On another note, and on to someone even weirder then me, 

YO, YO, YO 

New Baby KREAY!~!~*

Boys may not DIG me, BUT I DO. #getit...