The Delete Button.

Have you ever gone on facebook and been like"Bitch REALLY?!?!"


We're not friends anymore? You deleted me. Really? Really. Ok.
Wait TELL ME WHYY?


5 Reasons you possibly got deleted on facebook:

1. you're an ex.
an ex lover, boyfriend/girlfriend, best friend, whatever
as soon as your an ex in someones life, they're most likely going to delete you. Your an ex. duh.

2. you're not actually friends.
Here's a scenario of this case:
We met freshman year of college and you didn't even go to my school, you were visiting a friend and we had a drunk conversation and became best friends for a drunken moment.
How did I even notice you deleted me?
Or
We went to highschool together I didn't ever really like you, or talk to you. obviously you didn't like me. because you just deleted me. you stupid bitch.

3. you were a bitch.
we are friends but you just did something horrible to me and I never want to see your face again.

4. You post the most annoying shit.
You'd have to be super obnoxious for this to happen but it happens. Especially if your posting about political or religious views. Your bound to piss a few people off.

5. They like you too much

This is kind of like being an ex, or just being a stalker. It goes something like this "I don't really know you and I stalk you al the time, or ever worse, I get drunk and facebook you. I'm just going to delete you now so this doesn't happen again."

So after your all like bitch you deleted me and you rack your brain for why they did it, you start to think well, ya i've deleted people... for each one of the reasons listed above.
 But like, sometimes your being ridiculous (recognize that. move forward.) And sometimes it's so totally called for.

When it's totally appropriate to delete people:

We broke up. 
I don't like you at all right now. I'm probably going to try to add you in a month when you have a new girlfriend and I want to stalk you, but for now your deleted.

I don't talk to you or see you and I never will again. 
Just do it already, who the fuck cares about the number of friends you have. Get this person the fuck out of your feed, it's crowded enough as it is.

I hated you in high school, we're not in high school anymore. 
See you never. Or maybe just at our local CVS and I'll have to act like I'm on my phone.






When it's absurd to delete someone:

Ok, We have pictures of multiple social events and we've even commented on them. Ya I'm calling the bitch card, your a bitch. I didn't even write a slam blog post about you and you deleted me. COOL.

Your mad at your best friend.
Stirring the pot, is what this is called lil miss. Yes, I've done this. It's like unnecessary and unless your trying to get in a fight just stop it.

If they're an ex you have no problems with. Like ya, we all delete our ex's of some kind, but if they didn't really do anything wrong and you don't really have a problem with them, there's no reason to delete them. That's just absurd and will leave them wondering wtf.


So next time you think about just casually deleting someone on facebook, think about if it's really appropriate If it's not either you'll get a big fuck you, or just turn around and be like